I think the most painful realisation comes when you find that you cannot speak your mother tongue as well as you do the language of the land where you grew up. My English is evidence of this. When something as simple as a colour, or the name of an animal in your mother tongue leaves you dumb. Yesterday I could not find the world for ‘turtle’ in Somali, only after my mother reminded me, did I recall knowing it.
We betray our mother tongues, for the languages of nations who will never fully accept us. We let the strangeness infest our mouths until we forget how to accommodate our original tongues.
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
Bitch you gon call me ugly when you're fuckin BLACK? Lmaoooooo shit son you ugly by default the baby Jesus gave you some bad cards in your hand in the game of life like shit I can be pretty if I don't make faces but you'll always be a dirty jiggaboo. Go find some bleach and lemme know when you fix that nasty complexion of yours. Y'all look like a pile of dog shit.
ok but eren starts playing wonderwall. jean yells no one wants to hear that. eren says u fucking prick u literally sang it two weeks ago on the quad. jean explains no one wants to hear eren sing wonderwall because his voice sounds like a turkey being strangled. eren squawks indignantly and jean says that proves my point. just let me take it from here. pulls out his guitar and begins playing wonderwall because in a game of douches jean kirschtein always wins. eren starts up wonderwall again loudly and aggressively to drown out jean. jean kicks it up a notch. this escalates quickly. end result jean and eren are singing wonderwall very loudly and angrily at each other, all up in each other’s faces, glaring intently into one another’s eyes