December 2011
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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I’m afraid. / Of becoming a book that no one will read, / Of becoming a song...
– Tablo (“Expired,” from Fever’s End)
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Set Fire to the Rain
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iichbinkim:
Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
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A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It...
most-awkward-moments:
Wooden tit
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stormcloud:
if santa isn’t real then explain how i met him at the mall
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me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
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me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
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potatolangdon:
i don’t know how to not curse
i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
it’s a problem
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One teachers approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
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