I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
Not being racist. Just found it ironic.
it may also shock you to hear that people from Greenland aren’t actually green and Icelandic people aren’t made of ice
take a seat
its called the ivory coast cause ivory used to be abundant there not because pale people lived there i cant believe the extremes white people go to in order to imagine everything in the world as white
"Keener" is a Canadian pejorative term for a person who is always "keen" to answer the teacher’s questions. Synonyms include brown-noser, teacher’s pet or suck-up. In high school, these are the people whose hands are always raised. In university, keeners always fight for the front seats, hold up classes by asking questions right before lecture is over, and exploit every minute of office hours to make sure the professor absolutely knows their name. Other Canadian expressions for keener are "eager beaver" or "keen bean." This type of person makes up approximately 80% of the population of the University of Toronto.
my teacher asked me why my eyes were red and I straight up told her that I was high. I didn’t want her to know I was crying over b.a.p fanfiction in the bathroom before class started
straight people find the idea of being in a gay relationship so fucking knee-slappingly hilarious; “hacked” facebook statuses proclaiming “i’m gay lol” are the highest form of humor in their community, as well as being “in a relationship” with their same gender friend, that is the stuff that tickles them to no end “oh my heavens!” said straight larry, wiping a tear from his eye “please, mike, insinuate that we are a homosexual couple rather than heterosexual chums again, what a rollicking good time!!” are they okay
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
white anons be like: hello i am a fresh of the boat negroid of queer descent and I think that what you’re saying about us whites, I mean our pale skin walking overlords is just as bad as racism, malcolm ten didn’t die for this