2 days ago
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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
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Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

2 weeks ago
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blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

white anons be like: hello i am a fresh of the boat negroid of queer descent and I think that what you’re saying about us whites, I mean our pale skin walking overlords is just as bad as racism, malcolm ten didn’t die for this

3 weeks ago
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chaoskiwi:

ah yes soul eater

4 weeks ago
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macklemorethanlikely:

this could be us but u playin

4 weeks ago
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wolfshirou:

madwatch-madwatch:

wolfshirou:

doctor-gordon-freeman:

wolfshirou:

what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people

Because we outnumber you. 

I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.

fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them

Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance

not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies

1 month ago
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dabsol:

Ah, a pack of wild straight boys, also known by their scientific name “no-homosapien”

1 month ago
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the-unpopular-opinions:

I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.

It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.

I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.

1 month ago
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muhfuckanevalovedus:

ruinspdx:

Saying that I look like Macklemore because I am a blonde male is essentially the equivalent of saying every Asian looks like Jackie chan.

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2 months ago
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Anonymous asked: What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety

2 months ago
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